Reading

Modern

https://xkcd.com/3089/

Scholars are still debating whether the current period is post-postmodern or neo-contemporary.

https://xkcd.com/3089/

Deposition

https://xkcd.com/3088/

P.S. If you have time travel, come to my birthday party Saturday!

https://xkcd.com/3088/

Pascal's Law

https://xkcd.com/3087/

Reductio ad absurdum fails when reality is absurd.

https://xkcd.com/3087/

Globe Safety

https://xkcd.com/3086/

Frankly, given their extreme gravitational fields and general instability, even 12-inch globes should probably be banned.

https://xkcd.com/3086/

About 20 Pounds

https://xkcd.com/3085/

In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.

https://xkcd.com/3085/

Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object

https://xkcd.com/3084/

Unstoppable force-carrying particles can't interact with immovable matter by definition.

https://xkcd.com/3084/